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In my efforts to aspire to be like the great Princess Jayne, I have devised a plan.
1. Act superior. Your opinion is the only one that matters.
2. Blame your family -- the parents who neglected you, the siblings who are better than you are -- whenever someone points out a flaw in your personality or argument. Because you're perfect, right?
3. Apply faulty logic. For example, it's annoying and stupid for someone to complain about things, but perfectly all right for you to do the same!
4. When you're proved wrong (shock, horror!), pretend that the argument was a waste of time. "Why am I arguing with someone as stupid as you anyway?" is a stock phrase you should commit to memory.
5. The moment you're taunted relentlessly, command the stupid people to stop. Inferior beings.
Follow the steps above, and you too can be like the princess, but only a poor imitation, of course~
1. Act superior. Your opinion is the only one that matters.
2. Blame your family -- the parents who neglected you, the siblings who are better than you are -- whenever someone points out a flaw in your personality or argument. Because you're perfect, right?
3. Apply faulty logic. For example, it's annoying and stupid for someone to complain about things, but perfectly all right for you to do the same!
4. When you're proved wrong (shock, horror!), pretend that the argument was a waste of time. "Why am I arguing with someone as stupid as you anyway?" is a stock phrase you should commit to memory.
5. The moment you're taunted relentlessly, command the stupid people to stop. Inferior beings.
Follow the steps above, and you too can be like the princess, but only a poor imitation, of course~
